Servant: Michelangelo, the famed renaissance artist whose best known works include the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, and the commemorated statue that David.
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Pope: Ah. Really well...
Servant: In 1514 he returned to Florence and also de...
Pope: all right, that"s enough, that"s enough, they"ve obtained it now!
Michelangelo: great evening, her Holiness.
Pope: Evening, Michelangelo. I desire to have a word with you about this painting of yours, "The critical Supper."
Michelangelo: Oh, yeah?
Pope: I"m no happy about it.
Michelangelo: Oh, dear. It take it me hours.
Pope: no happy at all.
Michelangelo: Is the the jello girlfriend don"t like?
Michelangelo: Ah, no, i know, they do have actually a little of colour, don"t they? Oh, ns know, girlfriend don"t choose the kangaroo?
Pope: What kangaroo?
Michelangelo: No problem, I"ll repaint him out.
Pope: I never saw a kangaroo!
Michelangelo: Uuh...he"s appropriate in the back. I"ll paint him out! No sweat, I"ll make him right into a disciple.
Michelangelo: every right?
Pope: That"s the problem.
Michelangelo: What is?
Pope: The disciples.
Michelangelo: are they too Jewish? i made Judas the many Jewish.
Pope: No, it"s simply that there are twenty-eight that them.
Michelangelo: Oh, well, one more one will never matter, I"ll do the kangaroo into one more one.
Pope: No, that"s no the point.
Michelangelo: all right. Well, I"ll shed the kangaroo. Be honest, i wasn"t perfect happy through it.
Pope: That"s no the point. There are twenty-eight disciples!
Michelangelo: also many?
Pope: Well, of course it"s also many!
Michelangelo: Yeah, I recognize that, yet I wanted to offer the impression the a actual last supper. Friend know, not just any old critical supper. Not choose a last enjoy the meal or a last snack. However you know, I want to provide the impression of a real mother of a blow-out, you know?
Pope: over there were only twelve disciples at the last supper.
Michelangelo: Well, possibly some the the rather ones come along afterw...
Pope: over there were just twelve altogether.
Michelangelo: Well, possibly some of their friends came by, girlfriend know.
Pope: Look! over there were just twelve disciples and also our lord at the critical supper. The Bible plainly says so.
Michelangelo: No friends?
Pope: No friends.
Michelangelo: friend see, I prefer them, they help to flesh out the scene, I can lose a few, you know I could...
Pope: Look! there were only twelve practical worker at...
Michelangelo: I"ve gained it! I"ve obtained it! We"ll contact it "The Last yet One Supper"!
Michelangelo: well there must have been one, if there was a critical one over there must have been a one prior to that, for this reason this, is the "Penultimate Supper"! The scriptures doesn"t say exactly how many people were over there now, does it?
Pope: No, but...
Michelangelo: well there you are, then!
Pope: Look! The last supper is a far-ranging event in the life of our Lord, the penultimate supper was not! even if they had actually a conjurer and also a mariachi band. Now, a critical supper I i was delegated from you, and also a critical supper i want! through twelve disciples and also one Christ!
Pope: yes one! currently will you you re welcome tell me what in God"s surname possessed friend to repaint this with three Christs in it?
Michelangelo: that works, mate!
Michelangelo: Yeah! it looks great! The fat one balances the 2 skinny ones.
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Pope: there was only one Redeemer!
Michelangelo: Ah, I recognize that, we all recognize that, what around a little bit of imaginative license?
Pope: fine one Messiah is what i want!
Michelangelo: I"ll tell friend what friend want, mate! You want a bloody photographer! That"s you want. Not a bloody an innovative artist to crease girlfriend up...
Pope: I"ll tell friend what ns want! I want a critical supper v one Christ, twelve disciples, no kangaroos, no trampoline acts, by Thursday lunch, or you don"t acquire paid!
Michelangelo: Bloody fascist!
Pope: Look! I"m the bloody pope, ns am! may not know much about art, but I know what i like!